Comforting chocolate bars made with thoughtfully dosed functional mushrooms—crafted for everyday rituals like focus, calm, and clarity. Great ingredients, clear guidance, and consistent serving sizes so you know exactly how to start.

No. No Amanita muscaria. No 4-AcO-DMT. We work with a proprietary blend of mushrooms. Consistent with indigenous practices

A proprietary blend inspired by traditional use and modern practice. Species vary by SKU (see labels). We pair tradition with careful sourcing and batch consistency checks.

Always start low and give it 30–60 minutes before considering more. Everyone’s biochemistry is different.

Mushroom Chocolate Bars

• Per bar: 4 grams total · 10 squares · ~400 mg per square
• Starter: 1 square, wait 30–60 minutes
• Micro: ~100–400 mg (¼–1 square) — gentle, sub-perceptual
• Limbo: ~800–1,200 mg (2–3 squares) — light, noticeable shift
• Macro: ~1.6–2.4 g (4–6 squares+) — deeper, immersive
  You can always take more later—never less after.

Gummies of the Gods

• Per bag: 4 grams total · 20 gummies · ~200 mg per gummy
• Starter: 1 gummy (200 mg), wait 30–60 minutes
• Micro: 1 gummy — gentle
• Limbo: 2–4 gummies (400–800 mg) — deeper, noticeable shift

Macro: 5–10 gummies (1.0–2.0 g) — immersive

Conscious Caramels

• Per bag: 4 grams total · 2 caramels · ~2,000 mg per caramel
• Starter: ¼–½ caramel, wait 30–60 minutes
• Stronger per piece; take notes for a few evenings to find your sweet spot.

Mushroom Capsules

• 100 mg (0.10 g) × 30 per bottle (3.0 g total)
• Start with 1 capsule daily for a week; adjust to 1–2 as needed.
• 250 mg (0.25 g) × 16 per bottle (4.0 g total)
• Start with 1 capsule; consider 2–4 (500–1000 mg) for a deeper shift; 5–10 (1.25–2.5 g) is immersive.

Many members prefer 4 days on / 3 days off to maintain sensitivity.

Edibles typically take 30–60 minutes to digest. Timing varies by what/when you last ate and your individual biochemistry.

They can. We don’t give medical advice. Please consult a licensed professional—especially if you are pregnant/nursing or take medications for mood, blood pressure, or blood thinning. SSRIs and other antidepressants may change perceived effects.

For best results, we suggest separating use from alcohol and paying attention to how you feel. When in doubt, keep it simple and check with your clinician.

Check each label. Some flavors may include dairy, gluten, nuts, soy, or caffeine (e.g., Milk + Coffee bar). We call out allergens on every product page.

Our mushrooms are organically grown within our community and blended to consistent specs.

We perform batch-level consistency checks for uniformity across servings. Members can view our Testing & Standards overview.

Yes. Our chocolate bars carry the Ethically Sourced Cacao badge.

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We operate as a nonprofit Private Member Association (PMA)—a member-first framework that prioritizes consent, education, and care. See Legal & Safety for details.

Our Promise: Guaranteed to be the experience you expect or return without questions. If something isn’t right, contact support and we’ll make it right.

We adjust insulation and shipping during warm months. If your order arrives melted or damaged, contact us within 48 hours and we’ll help.

Varies by location and weather controls. You’ll receive tracking via email. Age and location restrictions may apply.

Store in a cool, dry place, away from heat and direct sunlight. For chocolate, slightly cooler is better; avoid fridge odors unless sealed.

See each package for best-by guidance. Potency and quality are maintained best when stored sealed and cool.

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Two paths: Personal Invitation or a short Questionnaire to confirm alignment and readiness.

We ship with warm-weather insulation as needed. If heat damage occurs, email us within 48 hours with photos and your order number.

A cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. For chocolate, cooler is better (but avoid condensation). Keep products sealed and out of reach of children and pets.

We’re member-first. Our members can return products for any reason. If you are not completely satisfied with your experience, email us at returns@HouseOfUs.org and we will start the return/refund process. Please reach out promptly so we can assist you. (See Returns & Refunds for details.)